Two guys, one 80 and one 87, were sitting on their usual park bench one
The 87 year old had just finished his morning jog and wasn’t even short of
The 80 year old was amazed at his friend’s stamina and asked him what he
did to have so much energy.
The 87 year old said, “Well, I eat Italian bread every day. It keeps your
energy level high and you’ll have great stamina with the ladies.”
So, on the way home, the 80 year old stops at the bakery. As he was looking
around, the lady asked if he needed any help.
He said, “Do you have any Italian bread?”
She said, “Yes, there’s a whole shelf of it. Would you like some?”
He said, “I want 5 loaves.”
She said, “My goodness, 5 loaves… by the time you get to the 5th loaf,
it’ll be hard.”
He replied, “I can’t believe it, everybody knows about this shit but me.”
LOL! Too funny, Carol!